A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Germany.
A man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?" The man tells him, "Terrorists
have kidnapped three England fans for a 10 million euro ransom
or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone
giving, on average?"
The man replies, "About two gallons..."
A man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?" The man tells him, "Terrorists
have kidnapped three England fans for a 10 million euro ransom
or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone
giving, on average?"
The man replies, "About two gallons..."
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