Saturday, June 24, 2006

World Cup Humour...

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Germany.
A man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window
and asks,
"What's going on?" The man tells him, "Terrorists
have kidnapped three England fans for a 10 million euro ransom
or they're going to douse them
with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going
from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone
giving, on average?"

The man replies, "About two gallons..."

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